Take a deep breath...
I was born in Connecticut, lived there till I was nine, moved
to New Jersey and lived there for a lot longer. Studied at Yeshivat Har Etzion
in Israel for two years after high school. Then went to Yeshiva University for
college; majored in physics, minored in mathematics. Got
married to Stacy Heidecker. Even managed to graduate magna
cum laude. Now I am a Ph.D. candidate in physics at
The Graduate Center of The City University of New York in the research
group of David Crouse at The City College of CUNY (CCNY),
and also teach physics labs at Yeshiva University. Recently
became a father. Sometime recently I earned an MA in Physics (en route to Ph.D.) from CCNY. And there was much rejoicing.
Whew!
If you like, you can download a (web) version of my CV here [pdf].